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Eggs at the Supermarket

Feichang Funny — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:58:54 +0000

Eggs come in many flavors and colors in China, including rotten, and always non refrigerated. Yum!

Corn on the Cob Ice Cream

Feichang Funny — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 04:17:02 +0000

Think black corn was cool? Try corn on the cob ice cream… all the rage in China during those warm summer months…

Duck’s Blood

Feichang Funny — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 03:37:39 +0000

Hot Pot isn’t authentic until fresh duck’s blood is pored into the broth… right? Gotta love Hai Di Lao.

Pizza in China

Feichang Funny — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 03:03:51 +0000

“Rome’s Pizzeria Italiana” – serving nothing but… Chinese food that looks nothing like pizza besides the fact the dishes look circular. Pizza in China; not the same as pizza everywhere else.

Flummery at the Supermarket

Feichang Funny — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:28:29 +0000

The local supermarket - where items like flummery, puffed food, mi congealed, and aquatic products all get their own sections.

Magical Turtle, Chicken, and Ginseng Soup

Feichang Funny — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 04:11:49 +0000

This is one magical soup – helps insomnia, irritability, soft knee lumbar acid (?), relieves coughing and shortness of breath, and of course, acts as an aphrodisiac. Who comes up with these health benefits anyway?

Shot in the Butt Cake

Feichang Funny — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 04:05:52 +0000

Happy shot in the butt! I don’t know why anyone would give this cake to someone else. ”Congrats, you’ve been vaccinated!”

Black Corn

Feichang Funny — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 02:45:48 +0000

Black corn, yummm!

Clean Veggies at the Supermarket

Feichang Funny — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 06:38:29 +0000

You can safely assume your produce has been thoroughly washed when the guy inside the supermarket selling them is smoking a cigarette; his job must have been completed.