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Eggs at the Supermarket

Feichang Funny — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:58:54 +0000

Eggs come in many flavors and colors in China, including rotten, and always non refrigerated. Yum!

Corn on the Cob Ice Cream

Feichang Funny — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 04:17:02 +0000

Think black corn was cool? Try corn on the cob ice cream… all the rage in China during those warm summer months…

Duck’s Blood

Feichang Funny — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 03:37:39 +0000

Hot Pot isn’t authentic until fresh duck’s blood is pored into the broth… right? Gotta love Hai Di Lao.

Fat Buster Leggings

Feichang Funny — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:02:44 +0000

“Made in Japan” so you know they’re good – Fat Buster leggings somehow burn calories while you wear them. I’m sure they are highly researched. “Let’s Diet!”

Running in a Sneaker

Feichang Funny — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 04:58:00 +0000

There’s something inspirational – and weird – about running on a treadmill in a giant sneaker.

Chinese Parking

Feichang Funny — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 03:00:00 +0000

Not the first thing I was expecting to see at the base of the Great Wall… Chinese parking not at its best.

Sanity is the Most Important

Feichang Funny — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 05:09:03 +0000

While washing your hands might not help you, we agree with Paris Baguette that sanity is the most important…

Female Chinese Military Singer: I’m Every Woman

Feichang Funny — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 03:30:53 +0000

Today is a special day at FeichangFunny.com: we have a multi-photo post of the CD catalogue for China’s most coveted female military singer. Feel free to make up your own captions for this “I’m every woman” photoshoot:

Cheap Haircuts

Feichang Funny — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 07:19:23 +0000

When you live here, there’s no reason to cross the train tracks to find a decent haircut. Fancy hairwash-while-sitting not included (nor necessary).

Pizza in China

Feichang Funny — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 03:03:51 +0000

“Rome’s Pizzeria Italiana” – serving nothing but… Chinese food that looks nothing like pizza besides the fact the dishes look circular. Pizza in China; not the same as pizza everywhere else.

Flummery at the Supermarket

Feichang Funny — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:28:29 +0000

The local supermarket - where items like flummery, puffed food, mi congealed, and aquatic products all get their own sections.

Magical Turtle, Chicken, and Ginseng Soup

Feichang Funny — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 04:11:49 +0000

This is one magical soup – helps insomnia, irritability, soft knee lumbar acid (?), relieves coughing and shortness of breath, and of course, acts as an aphrodisiac. Who comes up with these health benefits anyway?

Apfrgrowelb & Fitch

Feichang Funny — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 03:41:32 +0000

Me: “This is a knockoff of Abercrombie & Fitch!”
Store: “No, this is Chinese designer: Apfrgrowelb & Fitch.”

Bicycle at the Airport

Feichang Funny — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 03:40:49 +0000

There’s something about airport employees biking around the tarmac and waving goodbye to passengers that’s just so friendly. Goodbye Hangzhou!

Shot in the Butt Cake

Feichang Funny — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 04:05:52 +0000

Happy shot in the butt! I don’t know why anyone would give this cake to someone else. ”Congrats, you’ve been vaccinated!”

Black Corn

Feichang Funny — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 02:45:48 +0000

Black corn, yummm!

Teenie Weenie

Feichang Funny — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:43:50 +0000

Teenie Weenie – one of the more emasculating clothing stores in China.

Toilet Paper…

Feichang Funny — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 05:43:43 +0000

“Toilet paper available at the entrance” – not something you want to read once your sitting…

Similar To…

Feichang Funny — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 07:53:50 +0000

It’s sad knowing “Similar To As Seen On TV” is a selling point in America for a plastic shoe rack. Where on TV could one find this product? And why does that make anyone want it more?

Clean Veggies at the Supermarket

Feichang Funny — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 06:38:29 +0000

You can safely assume your produce has been thoroughly washed when the guy inside the supermarket selling them is smoking a cigarette; his job must have been completed.