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Corn on the Cob Ice Cream

Feichang Funny — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 04:17:02 +0000

Think black corn was cool? Try corn on the cob ice cream… all the rage in China during those warm summer months…

Duck’s Blood

Feichang Funny — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 03:37:39 +0000

Hot Pot isn’t authentic until fresh duck’s blood is pored into the broth… right? Gotta love Hai Di Lao.

Running in a Sneaker

Feichang Funny — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 04:58:00 +0000

There’s something inspirational – and weird – about running on a treadmill in a giant sneaker.

Sanity is the Most Important

Feichang Funny — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 05:09:03 +0000

While washing your hands might not help you, we agree with Paris Baguette that sanity is the most important…

Cheap Haircuts

Feichang Funny — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 07:19:23 +0000

When you live here, there’s no reason to cross the train tracks to find a decent haircut. Fancy hairwash-while-sitting not included (nor necessary).

Flummery at the Supermarket

Feichang Funny — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:28:29 +0000

The local supermarket - where items like flummery, puffed food, mi congealed, and aquatic products all get their own sections.

Apfrgrowelb & Fitch

Feichang Funny — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 03:41:32 +0000

Me: “This is a knockoff of Abercrombie & Fitch!”
Store: “No, this is Chinese designer: Apfrgrowelb & Fitch.”

Shot in the Butt Cake

Feichang Funny — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 04:05:52 +0000

Happy shot in the butt! I don’t know why anyone would give this cake to someone else. ”Congrats, you’ve been vaccinated!”

Teenie Weenie

Feichang Funny — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:43:50 +0000

Teenie Weenie – one of the more emasculating clothing stores in China.

Toilet Paper…

Feichang Funny — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 05:43:43 +0000

“Toilet paper available at the entrance” – not something you want to read once your sitting…

Clean Veggies at the Supermarket

Feichang Funny — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 06:38:29 +0000

You can safely assume your produce has been thoroughly washed when the guy inside the supermarket selling them is smoking a cigarette; his job must have been completed.