Not the first thing I was expecting to see at the base of the Great Wall… Chinese parking not at its best.

While washing your hands might not help you, we agree with Paris Baguette that sanity is the most important…

Today is a special day at FeichangFunny.com: we have a multi-photo post of the CD catalogue for China’s most coveted female military singer. Feel free to make up your own captions for this “I’m every woman” photoshoot:

When you live here, there’s no reason to cross the train tracks to find a decent haircut. Fancy hairwash-while-sitting not included (nor necessary).

“Rome’s Pizzeria Italiana” – serving nothing but… Chinese food that looks nothing like pizza besides the fact the dishes look circular. Pizza in China; not the same as pizza everywhere else.

The local supermarket  - where items like flummery, puffed food, mi congealed, and aquatic products all get their own sections.

This is one magical soup – helps insomnia, irritability, soft knee lumbar acid (?), relieves coughing and shortness of breath, and of course, acts as an aphrodisiac. Who comes up with these health benefits anyway?

Me: “This is a knockoff of Abercrombie & Fitch!”
Store: “No, this is Chinese designer: Apfrgrowelb & Fitch.”

There’s something about airport employees biking around the tarmac and waving goodbye to passengers that’s just so friendly.  Goodbye Hangzhou!

Happy shot in the butt!  I don’t know why anyone would give this cake to someone else.  ”Congrats, you’ve been vaccinated!”

Black corn, yummm!

Teenie Weenie – one of the more emasculating clothing stores in China.

“Toilet paper available at the entrance” – not something you want to read once your sitting…

It’s sad knowing “Similar To As Seen On TV” is a selling point in America for a plastic shoe rack.  Where on TV could one find this product? And why does that make anyone want it more?

You can safely assume your produce has been thoroughly washed when the guy inside the supermarket selling them is smoking a cigarette; his job must have been completed.