While washing your hands might not help you, we agree with Paris Baguette that sanity is the most important…

“Rome’s Pizzeria Italiana” – serving nothing but… Chinese food that looks nothing like pizza besides the fact the dishes look circular. Pizza in China; not the same as pizza everywhere else.

The local supermarket  - where items like flummery, puffed food, mi congealed, and aquatic products all get their own sections.

“Toilet paper available at the entrance” – not something you want to read once your sitting…

Some people call it a handicap bathroom, the airport in Chengdu calls it a Deformed Man End Place.